ok so there was this midget

and he was in a bar, and suddenly this rlly hot chick walks up to him.
they talk a little and she just says "you know, ive nvr been with a midget before.... i want u to fuck me" so the midget thinks that this could be a good idea, but he makes her promise she cant open her eyes the whole time....

so they go and start having at it, with her eyes closed of course
and she is just loving it, moaning and she shouts "this is the best sex ive ever had!!!"

the midget replys "just wait till i get my other foot in!"
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