A women was making breakfast for her 3 kids, and accedentaly knocks b.b. gun pellets into the eggs. her first kid goes to the can and comes down crying "momy momy i took a pee and it came out pellets!" The second kid "momy momy i took a poo and it came out pellets". now mom is getting scared so she calls her third kid in to go to the E.R.. he comes in crying "momy momy i was jerking off....... and i shot the dog!"
dark0ne Reviewed by dark0ne on . Joke Time! Time for some jokes i think, post your best! :) Enjoy :cool: -------------------------------------------- Mickey and Minnie Mouse were up at court for a divorce, the judge asks Mickey... Rating: 5