Joke Time!

[daima]

lmfao good one snorb .i love blonde jokes

what do you get when you trun a blond up-side-down?
A brunette with bad breath

dai*ma:stoned:

[dark0ne]

A women was making breakfast for her 3 kids, and accedentaly knocks b.b. gun pellets into the eggs. her first kid goes to the can and comes down crying "momy momy i took a pee and it came out pellets!" The second kid "momy momy i took a poo and it came out pellets". now mom is getting scared so she calls her third kid in to go to the E.R.. he comes in crying "momy momy i was jerking off....... and i shot the dog!"

[Kenn]

What does a vampire use instead of teabags?...........................uused tampons.

[Kenn]

what do you get when you trun a blond up-side-down?
A brunette with bad breath

dai*ma:stoned:

lmfao....... great work man

[graph]

you said jump off a building, not inside...

That's the joke... I think.

For a bunch of stoners, you guys pay a lot of attention.

[amsterdammed]

Hear about the stoner terorrist that tried to blow up a bus......................Burnt his lips on the exaust pipe.

lol!

great jokes dude.

[amsterdammed]

3 rottweilers are talking in the waiting room at the vets surgery. the first dog says, 'i was out walking with my master when a thug attacked him. i chased the bloke, caught him by the throat and savaged him to death. so i'm here to be put down'.
the second dog says, 'i was in the house when a burglar broke in and tried to nick the tv and stereo, so i pinned him down and bit his arm off. i'm here to be put down too'.
the third dog tells his tale, 'i was patrolling the house one evening and i wandered into the bathroom to see my masters wife naked, bending over the bath. i leapt up and gave her a jolly good seeing to doggy style'. the other dogs asked pitifully, 'and your here to be put down too, right?'
'no, i'm here to get my nails cliped'.

[amsterdammed]

why do farts smell so bad?




so the deaf can enjoy them too.

[amsterdammed]

a guy was sitting in a bar when a stranger walked up to him and asked, 'if you woke up in the woods and scratched your arse and felt vaseline(ky jelly), would you tell anyone?'
'of course not!' the guy said.
the stranger then asked, 'if you felt further into your crack and pulled out a used condom, would you tell anyone?'
'no way' said the guy.
'great' said the stranger. 'fancy going camping then?'

[amsterdammed]

what's the difference between love, true love and showing off?



spitting, swallowing and gargling.