This lady gets tired of all the men she has dated because they beat her and run around on her, and were lousy in bed. So she puts an ad in the paper looking for a , "good man"

The door bell rings and she answers it and sees this guy with no legs, and no arms. He says..."i'm answering the ad you put in the paper.

She looks down at him and says.., "i'm sorry, but i dont think that this is going to work"

The guys says, "please, give me a chance...., I have no arms so i cant beat you, and i have no legs so i cant run around on you, and if you're worried about the sex,..i did manage to ring the door bell, didnt i ?"

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This guy comes in the bar and he's crying.
The bartender says.."Whats the matter buddy? "
The guy says.." I just found out that one of my sons is gay"
The bartender says.." Aw gee, thats no big deal, here have a drink"
The guy leaves and comes back to the bar a few days later, and he's crying once again.
The bartender says.." Now whats the matter?
The guy says.." I just found out that one of my other sons is gay"
The bartender says.." Well, thats ok, this is the year 2006, and it's safer for people to be gay..., here have a drink"
The guy leaves and comes back to the bar , crying again"
The bartender says.." What the hells the matter now? "
The guy says.." I just found out that my 3rd son is gay "
The bartender says,," gee whiz buddy, doesnt anybody in your family like pussy?"
The guys says, " yeah, my daughter does"

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