little johnny runs into the farmhouse where his mum and grandma are shelling peas. he yells 'mum! the bull's fucking the cow!'
grandma gasps and clutches her chest in horror. mum drags johnny outside by the scruff of thr neck and says, 'now listen here johnny, you can't go around saying rude words like that! you have to think up another word instead. how about the bull is 'surprising' the cow?' so little johnny is a bit confused, but he shrugs and runs off to play again.
five minutes later he runs back in again and shouts, 'mum! the bull is 'surprising' all of the cows now!' mum sighs and says to johnny, 'no, johnny. he can't be 'surprising' all the cows at once!'
'yes he is!' yells johnny 'he's 'surprising all the cows.... he's fucking the horse!'