Apologies in advanced for people these offend.





Three friends -- two straight guys and a gay guy -- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship; they all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!"

The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."


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These 2 fags live together right....well neither are employed so one day one the fags comes home and says to his lover "hey i got a job i start tomorrow!" well anyways the next day the fag is getting ready to go to work and comes out of the shower to find his partner on the bed butt naked masturbating with a condom on....confused, he says "hey what are you doing i have to leave for work" to that he replies "well i am so happy you got yourself a job i figured the least i can do is pack your lunch for ya" =)



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(Prolly already heard this one)

What happenes when a Jew with a boner walks into a wall?

He breaks his nose.


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Q: How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
A: Hit an Ethiopian kid in the face with a frying pan.


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Q: What is a redneck virgin?
A: A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Q: What is the most positive thing in harlem?
A: HIV


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Q: What's the difference between a British man and his girlfriend?
A: His girlfriend has a higher sperm count.

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Q. How do you know if a Chinese person robbs your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later, the fucker is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: They both drip when they're fucked.


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Q: What do you call a fat chinese person?
A: A chunk.

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Q: How are fat bitches and Mo-peds the same?
A: They are both fun to ride, but you don't tell your friends about them.


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Q: How do you blindfold a chinese person?
A: Dental floss.

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Q: How do you know when a redneck has her period?
A: She's only wearing one sock.


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Q: What do you call a hooker with a runny nose?
A: Full

Q: Why do Jewish girls like to fuck doggy style?
A: They can't stand to see somebody else have a good time.


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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A: One stops sucking when you slap it.
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