Quote Originally Posted by rottenPauL
well the rabbit is in the middle of the forest. He places his balls one a large rock, and with another hits em together while shouting "yah baby, im so horny". So the lion passes by and watches the whole thing. "What the fuck??!?! Rabbit get horny by smashin his balls, and I cant do it? Me? King of the forest?!?!??!?!??". So he pushes the Rabbit away, take his giant balls, place them over the rock, takes the other rock and hits em" AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGHGHTHHdlj;lkjhDGHM!!!@@!@!#!" his balls now were a blood/flesh mass. "YOU FUCKIN PERVERD RABBIT, HOW DO U GET HORNY WHEN UR SMASHIN UR BALLZ????". "I get horny when i miss them" sais Rabbit.
lol i've herad that 100 times but it's funny as fuck still.