3 rottweilers are talking in the waiting room at the vets surgery. the first dog says, 'i was out walking with my master when a thug attacked him. i chased the bloke, caught him by the throat and savaged him to death. so i'm here to be put down'.
the second dog says, 'i was in the house when a burglar broke in and tried to nick the tv and stereo, so i pinned him down and bit his arm off. i'm here to be put down too'.
the third dog tells his tale, 'i was patrolling the house one evening and i wandered into the bathroom to see my masters wife naked, bending over the bath. i leapt up and gave her a jolly good seeing to doggy style'. the other dogs asked pitifully, 'and your here to be put down too, right?'
'no, i'm here to get my nails cliped'.