so Wesley Pipes and Oneironaut decide to move out west and become ranch hands.
one evening they were making thier last rounds, checking on the fenches to make sure everything is nice and secure. they come across a sheep with its head stuck between fence posts. Wesley Pipes see the sheep and thinks to himself 'damn, its real lonely out here..i havent gotten a good lay in at least a year. that sheep looks real temtping right about now'. so he unzips his pants and starts going at the poor sheep. well, he's having a great time and when he finishes, he turns to Oneironaut and says 'hey man, this is real good, you should have a turn'. so Oneironaut unzips his pants and sticks his head betweent he fence posts.

a guy walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but a few layers of saran wrap. he says to the doctor 'doc, whats wrong with me?' and the doctor says 'well, clearly i can see your nuts'

what does a pirate with a wheel attached to his balls say? ''yarrrrr....its drives me nuts''