Joke Time!

[Oneironaut]

twice

Actually, he was only elected once. He stole the election the first time around, remember?

[Kenn]

fuck wasting joke time talkin abt bush! can we get back to the jokes now plz

[Kenn]

What do they do left over skin after circumcising babies.............................Sell it to fags for chewing gum.

[amsterdammed]

a young man with a particularly small penis takes his girlfriend to bed for the first time. embarrassed at his lack of dick, he insists on turning out the light. in the darkness he puts his erection into her hand and is understandably hurt when she says, 'no thanks, i don't smoke'.

[shoi]

ok so there was this midget

and he was in a bar, and suddenly this rlly hot chick walks up to him.
they talk a little and she just says "you know, ive nvr been with a midget before.... i want u to fuck me" so the midget thinks that this could be a good idea, but he makes her promise she cant open her eyes the whole time....

so they go and start having at it, with her eyes closed of course
and she is just loving it, moaning and she shouts "this is the best sex ive ever had!!!"

the midget replys "just wait till i get my other foot in!"

[Kenn]

Yuck! foot fucked..............lmfao.

[Kenn]

What do you call a goodlooking lebanese guy...............Asif.

[Smokingpinky]

Okay, so there are two muffins in an oven. One looks over to the muffin next to him and says "phew...its getting hot in here" the other muffin looks back and screams "AHH A TALKING MUFFIN!".

^ its about the funniest joke if you are really high

[Wesley Pipes]

dunno if anyones heard this one before, its quite old (in my neck of the woods anyway)...

So Bruce Willis, Sly Stallone and Micheal Jackson are on this plane right, theres also a few kid passengers too..

so the plane starts to go down...

Willis:" theres only 3 parachutes!!"

Stallone: "Thats cool, theres enough for us then"

Willis: "What about the kids?"

Stallone: "Fuck the kids!"

Jackson: "Do we have time!??"

:dance:

[Wesley Pipes]

what do u call a russian with 3 balls?.....



Whodya Nikabollockov