sich-ee-ation

[jamstigator]

Anyone ever read the Stephen King story called 'Survivor Type'? If not, I highly recommend it. But I'll summarize it a bit.

This doctor guy is smuggling heroin on a boat and the boat sinks. He escapes to a tiny little island, more like a couple of rocks, with his bag of surgical instruments, and the heroin. But one of his legs is broken.

Well, he tries to catch some seagulls for food, by throwing rocks at them, but isn't successful, and he's starving. And his leg is looking pretty bad. And he doesn't want to risk gangrene, so, since he's a doctor, and he has the tools, he removes his leg. And eats it.

Time passes, and the first leg is gone, and he's getting hungry again. Like REALLY hungry. Sooo...off with the other leg, and more heroin to kill the pain. Then his ears, then one arm. Months have passed, and he's just a one-armed stump of a man, but *finally* in the distance he sees a boat and flags them down, and is rescued.

That dude seriously wanted to live!

[rabbitslayer]

omg jamstigator... that's intense

He should have just made one hell of a run with the heroin and then tried harder to catch a bird.

[ChronicMike]

But what if your legs are made of dank with no seeds?.

id do it...think about it sitting on a island chillin no responsibilites no bills.

[JR77]

This thread is too funny!

[delta9thc06]

If my legs turned into bud right now id still probably smoke some.

[sanguinekane]

I'd do the seed thing, but failing that, I'd smoke maybe half of one leg, and get a prosthetic when I get rescued. I figure my lower leg has got to way about 10 lbs, maybe more, and 10 lbs of weed goes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooong way.

[Ammie]

ok I changed my mind, this has got to be voted funniest thread ever!

[misslilith]

Ha ha! You silly leg smokers! although its true i forgot to mention the lighter, so that would suck

[dopesmoker]

i would just rub all the trichomes off my legs (cause that would be a shitload of trichomes) and smoke those