CLOSE!!! (omg how am I not caught?)

[WalkaWalka]

That reminds me of a time my brother and I had just got down doing bong hits down in the shop. We were sitting in his car listening to the radio when Mom snuck up behind us and is like "So what of you guys been doin" So I'm like "NOTHING" drrrrr " You haven't been smoking doobies down here have you" and so I luaghed at her becuase who the hell says doobies. Then shes like are you sure you haven't been smoking weed" "NO we haven't" then she says" You look guilty" and then I'm like " You make me feel guilty" and we all had a good luagh. Then she says " Boys there will be none of that out here" and we say Ok and she walks off.

She usually takes it pretty well she seems to get a kick out of us when were stoned.

[Th3 sand m4n]

LOL i got caught red handed a few weeks ago

and by red handed i mean i smoke screened my own mother.

im sittin in my room at like 9:30 at night, she gets up early for her work so she's in bed (or so i thought).

i got niel young - hey hey, my my playing on my new speaker setup. it was semi loud and i didn't hear my mom come in. so i'm sittin there with my loaded pipe, enjoyin the computer and niel young, and then all of a sudden tehre was a tap on my shoulder

i turn around and exhale at the same time and there's my mom, half glaring half smiling at me. (mind you this was like the 9th time ive been "caught" if you even wanna call it that anymore). so the line in hey hey my my where niel says "it's better to burn out than to fade away" comes on and she says "gee mark, you're really taking that neil song to heart aren't you." she chuckled as she walked out of my room.

she took nothing from me, and thats the chillest ive ever seen her after catching me. i stared at the wall in utter shock for about 30 seconds then i turned back to my computer and hit the bowl again LOL!

we havent discussed it since and she isnt even acting pissed its awesome.

That is quiet possible the coolest story ever haha i wish that would happen to me. well it actually kinda has now that i think about it my parents have found my bong and a homemade vaporizer and one of my brothers pipes and some how we have managed to convince my parents that its all our lazy friends who come over and leave their shit at my house lol and that we dont smoke we just watch them smoke haha idk im blazed as hell right now :thumbsup: