Two-Headed Baby

[Captain Hanks]

A two-headed baby was born in Indonesia this week. Here's a link to the story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060810...s_060810132311

This story, combined with a big bowl of good bud, made me wonder about some stuff.

Assuming the baby lives, here's the questions I have:

* Will one head be able to declare the other a dependent?
* Will they be charged single or double fare on planes?
* Will they have to file taxes separately?
* What if one head downloads copyrighted MP3s? Will both get screwed by the RIAA?
* If one violates a law and is imprisoned, isn't this unjust for the other?
* Can one sleep while the other one drives the body? (That'd rock!)
* Won't she have fantastic pornstar potential? Double the head!
* Won't there always be 'reasonable doubt' if they commit a crime? (She did it! No, SHE did it!)
* If one head is above water, can the other one stay underwater forever?
* If one drinks a case of beer, but the other one drives, is that a DUI?
* If one gets a restraining order against the other, do they have to cut off a head?
* Can they read two books at the same time?
* Can their brains communicate with each other nonverbally?
* What if one inhales while the other is exhaling?
* Can one take a huge bong rip, and have the other exhale it?

Lol, if she/they live, their life is gonna be fucking interesting!

that picture was rad, i don't think they are going to live long, thad be weird

[Breukelen advocaat]

They should put that unfortunate creature out of it's misery, ASAP.

[Kryzco]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it

[daima]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it

perhaps your curiosity comes from being told(brainwashed)that we have a perfect God who created the human being in his image? two heads sounds like quite a fuck-up, to me. Unlessssss......, god actually has two heads and we who only have one are the real freaks?

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[daima]

They should put that unfortunate creature out of it's misery, ASAP.

i think i have to agree with you.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca
This two headed baby, imo, should of been terminated in the womb.
Keep abortion legal.:thumbsup:

[daima]

w.t.f.

thats pretty neat

I wish I was born with an extra head, that way I'll never be lonely and i always have someone to bother

i feel sorry for the kid(s?) but I'm so intrigued by it

getting extra head sounds good, but having an extra head sounds too complicated for me.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

[jamstigator]

What if she lives, and breeds true? That is, her children also have two heads and also live. And if one can drive the body while the other sleeps, they'd have a serious advantage over us normal one-headed people, since we have to stop working to sleep. They could work constantly and sleep in shifts! Multi-core humans, they're the future!

Der takin' our jobs!

[daima]

What if she lives, and breeds true? That is, her children also have two heads and also live. And if one can drive the body while the other sleeps, they'd have a serious advantage over us normal one-headed people, since we have to stop working to sleep. They could work constantly and sleep in shifts! Multi-core humans, they're the future!

Der takin' our jobs!

yer job is being taken, it's being given away.

dai*ma:stoned: sfca

Should i hate a people for the shade of their skin
or the shape of their eyes or the shape i'm in
Should i hate them for having our jobs today
No, i hate the men that sent the jobs away:thumbsup:

[Davidj56]

I wonder what it would look like if they got into a fight?

[Euphoric]

Some fucked up things have been going down there lately huh? Two headed babies, tsunamis, and that volcano that erupted on 6/6/6. Ima keep my eye on that place from now on.