Yeh ive got some hobbies... i grate carrots and play south west indian bongo drumbs with my left toe... Im thinking of taking up lap dancing, but my mum says its a bad idea cus theres alot of pervy women out there and i often inhale Celine Dion's Under breast odor.
MY favourite is sausage tossing down in the park... the wildlife likes me and my hobbies, the squirrels get involved and love my nuts bengal tigers dont actually migrate to mexico in the spring squirrels do... love poncho xxx