Quote Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
Sometimes my farts send me running.

My older brother, when I was younger, used to fart right in my face almost every morning. I'd be sleeping, then all of a sudden, he would mash his ass right up against my face, and rip a smelly one. And I mean, he wouldn't just fart and run, he would sit there and let me suffocate in the fart smell.
LMAO