Sometimes my farts send me running.

My older brother, when I was younger, used to fart right in my face almost every morning. I'd be sleeping, then all of a sudden, he would mash his ass right up against my face, and rip a smelly one. And I mean, he wouldn't just fart and run, he would sit there and let me suffocate in the fart smell.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . One for the lads. Ever been to work, gone for a s**t, and one of your work colleagues passes a comment along the lines, 'Fu***ng h**l, have the police got a warrent out for your arrest yet? They will do you on the murder charge and also finding the affore mentioned dead thing up your arse!' ? I got it said to me this morning. I enjoyed it. Rating: 5