1. I would break both that mutherfuckers arms as he stuck em thru the door and smoke as much weed as I could and swallow some in a baggie before they haul me off. I would at the same time rat out the cop.

2. I would break both that mutherfuckers arms and jack his weed for trying to get his wife killed. Then I would tell the cops that he attempted to get me to assassinate his wife for weed, so I put him on citizen's arrest and the poor bastard's arms broke.