To the first question, there's better ways of finding weed in jai and you'd be able to find something in 15 years. Besides, sucking a guy's dick in jail is gonna label you a certain type of guy and you'd never see the end of it.

To the second, I'd need a lot more bud. I understand it's an easy scenario, but I'd need at least a pound or more. Not because it's killing someone, just the principal of the fact that I'd be committing a felony for someone else for just 1200 bucks.