I love being in chat rooms because there's always one guy who says something along the lines of "MY HUGE DICK IS FUCKING 20 INCHES LONG LOL LADIES LOVE IT!!!".

Now, I have no experience with having a vagina, but I'm going to venture forth and guess that most girls are about as inclined to make love to something 20 inches long as they are to get a daily colonoscopy.

But what do I know?