"A SPOT OF BLOOD AS BIG AS MY TV"

[Terps]

HAHA, Funny story (but Shity story at the same time)

So i recently moved from Rochester Mn to LaCrosse Wi for School.
i invited a few buddies down for the weekend to go to sum keggers,
well we got WAY fucked up! and i took a girl to my house, then we were guna go back to the party but we were to drunk to drive so i left my house and walked back to a party and started drinking again..
she comes up to me and asks me to walk her to her house cause we didnt drive so im like ok,
well we she got lost and couldnt find her house so we walked around for ever, im bare foot cause i lost my shoes at the party. she finds her house, we say our good by's and i ask here "Hey, Point me in the direction of my house" she proceeds to spin around and say "That way"
So i start walking in that direction for what seems like a 1/2 hour tell i get to a wal*mart that i new, but it was on the opp. side of town to where i live.
so i turn around and walk to my house, i finaly get back to my place.
and my buddies are all passed out and one wakes up and says" wtf dude where were u" i cant even answear him and he passes out.
im tierd as fuck and just want to go to bed.
i go to my bed and pull the covers back...
and what do i see A SPOT OF BLOOD AS BIG AS MY TV
i wake my 1 buddy up and ask him WTF is with my bed...
(Now i had a pimp fucking bed...king size all white sheets white comferter, the hole 9 yards)
he says "uhh while u were out adam brought a girl over here and fucked her in your bed"
so i go to wake adam up but b4 i could even say anything my anger took over and i punched him in the face...i knocked him out, and i looked down at my hand and it was already swollen like micky mouse hands...fuckin huge
i pass out on the floor that night
i wake up and tell my self i just jammed it realy good...
well the next day im like shitty its not going down and hurts like a bitch, so i drive him to rochester and go to the mayo clinc
i got a boxers fracture, had a plate and 6 screws put into my pinky, pins put in my ring fingure. when they screwd the screws into my pinky my bone split so they had to put a metal rod in my hand.
now when i get outa the hospital and get to my house my buddies are there, i walk in and adam is like dam dude im sorry blah blah...we just looked at each other and laughed haha it was funy as fuck i knocked him out and broke my hand hes gune buy me new sheets and sht.

its just funny how like guys fight and then are friends again,
but girls fight and hold grudges for years........

Terps Reviewed by Terps on 08-14-2006. "A SPOT OF BLOOD AS BIG AS MY TV" HAHA, Funny story (but Shity story at the same time) So i recently moved from Rochester Mn to LaCrosse Wi for School. i invited a few buddies down for the weekend to go to sum keggers, well we got WAY fucked up! and i took a girl to my house, then we were guna go back to the party but we were to drunk to drive so i left my house and walked back to a party and started drinking again.. she comes up to me and asks me to walk her to her house cause we didnt drive so im like ok, well we she Rating: 5

[shoi]

that would suck.....

[OniEhtRedrum781]

wow, that's pretty bad

[shoi]

taht reminds me of a story my dad told me


one time (wen he was in college) they had a party in is frat house or w/e u want to call it.... and so he went to bed and layed down and relized it felt kinda weird so he got up and looked.... some one had thrown up in his bed :thumbsup:

[OniEhtRedrum781]

taht reminds me of a story my dad told me


one time (wen he was in college) they had a party in is frat house or w/e u want to call it.... and so he went to bed and layed down and relized it felt kinda weird so he got up and looked.... some one had thrown up in his bed :thumbsup:

wow, i dunno which is worse...

[Euphoric]

thats a classic story :thumbsup:

and if u were sober? what would of happened? u played monopoly and watched tv till u got sleepy then called your grandmother or some thing? ha ha. stoners rule

[dank ass nugs]

OO thats gotta suck sound like when my friend passed out on the porch of his own party that doesnt sound bad but it was right where his dog always pisses so he slept in piss and was pissed on through out the night only to wake up with 6 passed out dudes in his house while he's locked out.

[lagstronaut]

thats a classic story :thumbsup:

and if u were sober? what would of happened? u played monopoly and watched tv till u got sleepy then called your grandmother or some thing? ha ha. stoners rule

ahah am i fucked or does this thread have nothing to do with monopoly..i dont get your post at all :stoned: :stoned:

[Euphoric]

ahah am i fucked or does this thread have nothing to do with monopoly..i dont get your post at all :stoned: :stoned:

see thats what would of happened if dude hadnt drank or whatever sober people do for fun, stare at the wall or some thin

[WeedFaerie420]

Thats a strange night. That is disgusting that there was a huge blood stain. He either fucked a virgin or some girl with her period...nasty.