your asshole must be filthy
mine is clean enough to eat out of
take a shower buddy
trust me on the the bootie thing
my friends dad is a big time gangster
his son,my friend was going to county
to serve some time for assault
his dad found out and made his son
bring in a syringe some heroin a lighter
and some speed.
my friend had it in his asshole for days
he even called me on the phone and said
"my body ate everything i cant find it"
then he called back and said
'damnb i found it youd be surprised how much
room is up your ass after you pass the lil barrier
its like storage"

hahahahahahhaha

what about finding the address of the hotel
and mailing it to yourself