10. No gOD fearing Muslim would leave the bliss that is Islam to come to a poop stain like NYC.

9. America is too greedy for crude oil. Why bite the hand that pays?

8. Even our fugly women are more attractive than any Muslim gal sporting a pillow case on her head.

7. Why blow people up when conversion by coercion is so much more cost effective?

6. Who says they were terrorists? I saw their eyes before they crashed...those were some happy-go-lucky mofos I tell you what.

5. Pilgrimages to Mecca are kinda hard to do when you've blown yourself up.

4. Muslims are our friend! Those signs they have here and there and everywhere that read 'KILL AMERICA' are common mistranslations. They mean to say 'HAIL AMERICA'.

3. Muslims are too busy stoning their neighbors to be bothered with attacking America.

2. Need a bad guy scapegoat? Throw a dart at an atlas...2/3 are our enemy!

And the number one reason why the terrorists were fake....~insert drum roll~....

1. They get around on camels ya dummies...not airplanes!!