Well thats just dandy...

Take a pill instead of simply including something fruity in one's diet.

Pineapple juice being the most popular as far as what to eat to sweeten the load goes.


And I can't help but wonder...where is the pill that would effect how a woman's vaginal fluids taste?

Also...what other sort of things would a flavour saver pill be doing to a person's blood chemistry? Would I be walking around with apple-scented body odor?

Hmmm...then theres things like how a specific taste tastes to different people. How often would they need to be taken? How soon prior to a hopeful bit of oral sex would it need to be ingested before having an effect? What foods should be avoided to prevent counter-acting the pill's s'posed altering of the taste of sperm?

Yea see...I don't have those type of questions regarding simply including pineapple juice in my diet.

I'm fortunate though...I taste good as is...I'd rather not fix what isn't broken ya know.

Maybe if they have a mocha latte flavanoid......naaahhhhh