put a black clothe mask over his face, kidnap him, throw him in your trunk, drive him out somewhere in the middle of nowhere that has cover. pull him out of the trunk. get a pair of pliers and take all of his toe nails out one by one. kick the shit out of him a few times. carve something into the side of his face or chest, kick him some more. hang him upside down from a tree, and get a wispy branch to make a switch and unleash the passion of the christ II on his back and legs and arms. leave him there. drive off. make sure your car is on a gravel or cement road, not dirt..they could trace tire tracks that way, and don't peel out on cement, they can get tire tracks that way too. don't speak a word outloud when your doing this to him, so he cannot identify your voice later. if you wanna get really nasty, get a coat hanger, use something to heat it up, and when he's hanging upside down, stick it in his ass slowly, then leave.