If you have medical insurance go to the doctor for depression. Act depressed and say you feel tired, social anxiety when around people, almost like you have nothing to live for. When the doctor gives you what the government wants you to be addicted to (prozac,shit like that), tell the doctor you have the side effects that are on the website. Take documentation that you saw a doctor for depression and head to your appointment. Pay the $125 and get the card and your set.
Don't listen to the people trying to talk you out of getting your shit legally. It's about you and your family. Don't burn your bridges and be stupid but don't be discouraged either. And you're right "you have the right to pursue happiness". Then you can try all the wonderful strains and foods, and not worry about the cops.

"give a man a fish feed him for a day, teach him to fish, feed him for life"