Got caught.

[MeatRulz]

you better get to drinking there buddy...

[aeonblue11]

They know that I had done it a couple weeks ago, but they had a "talk" with me about it since then. Tonight they asked me if I had smoked with a friend of mine who had smoked that night and I said no. They are going to make me take a drug test to prove it. I told them that THC would still be in my system from a couple weeks ago. So they told me that I was grounded until my system was clean, but if there was still THC in my system in like a week or so from now then I'm in a lot of trouble because then they'll think I had been smoking tonight.

[litoz22]

steal one of those containers from a docs office.. or jus go into a walk in clinic n ask for one... make usm1 else pee in it.. who doesnt smoke or hasnt in a while.. than wen they ask u to pee... get the container they give u... put it in ur poocket.. n switch it with the other one.. but try to keep it warm LMAO.. sorry im high .. but it would be a smart ideaa:stoned:

[MistaPoleeseMan]

If you shoot yourself more people will worry about the fact that you are dead than those who are worried about your substance abuse. Turn your drug problem to a slug problem.

[litoz22]

If you shoot yourself more people will worry about the fact that you are dead than those who are worried about your substance abuse. Turn your drug problem to a slug problem.

my idea is smarter

[aeonblue11]

If you shoot yourself more people will worry about the fact that you are dead than those who are worried about your substance abuse. Turn your drug problem to a slug problem.

Thats true man. That would work. But I think it's a little too...extreme.

[Visualize]

I took this from another forum, from a user known only as "N2" This is a pretty good way to fool most at home tests, and give you a fighting chance for most clinical urinary exams:
DILUTION: aka WATER LOADING
FOR BEST RESULTS ABSTAIN FOR A BARE MINIMUM OF 48 HOURS BEFORE THE TEST AND THE LONGER, OF COURSE, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES.

Time permitting, 2-3 days before the test you will want to begin raising you Creatinine levels. Creatine, which metabolizes into Creatinine in 24-48 hours, can be raised with red meat and/or Creatine supplement, available on line or at nutritional food stores. The amounts of Creatinine metabolites are measured as part of the urine integrity check (the check to see if the sample is urine and if it is diluted). Creatinine level must be 20mg/dl or greater. 200-250mg/dl ranges are ‘my’ normal.

Step 1. 4-12 hours before the test take 4 aspirin (not Tylenol or Advil). This step may be repeated every 4-6 hours up until 4 hours before the test.
Step 2. 3-4 hours before your test, start by drinking 2, 8oz. glasses of water. Water can be substituted for with Cranberry or fruit juice, power or gator aid, teas or even soft drinks. Then drink another 8oz. every 15 minutes for the next hour for a total of 6 glasses of water (48oz).
Step 3. In about 1 - 2 hours (depending on your system) you should be voiding ‘clear’ urine about every 15 - 20 minutes. Continue to drink 3-4 oz. more water to replace what you've voided every 20-30 minutes.
Step 4. 1-2 hours before the test, take vitamin B2 or B complex (about 10 times the daily recommended dosage). If the vitamins are time release, crush them before taking. You may also take vitamin B with each glass of water, 2 times the daily dosage, if you find it easier.

That's it. Within 30 - 45 minutes of taking your vitamins, if you took your vitamin B in 1 dose, your pee should turn from clear to "vitamin" yellow and remain so for the next 2-4 voids. Be sure you have voided diluted urine at least 3-4 times before you test. It is always best to do a practice run as everyone is different and times may vary. Good luck, remember to post your results, and don’t forget that a diluted results, while not the results wanted, IS NOT a failed results but may require a re-test. For more info on diluting/water loading, go to
Hope that helps!!! N2

PS There is no absolutely 100% effective dilution method. That includes ‘detox’, ‘xxx carbo’ or ‘super flush’ magic potions. But these guidelines will, IMHO, work as well as ANY magic potion, better than many magic potions and you got it here for FREE$$$$$$$