Yeah, but Alex Jones is God! Because he predicted there'd be a major terrorist attack (wow, tough prediction). He also predicted Osama would be blamed for it. (Wow, another tough prediction, seeing as Osama already had a track record and had SAID there'd be more terrorist attacks.)

I too can predict things. I predict the sun will rise tomorrow. I predict there will be another terrorist attack at some point. I predict Osama will be the instigator of another terrorist attack in the future. I predict that whatever buildings replace the former WTC towers will be the target of a terrorist attack in the future. I predict the peace that broke out in the Middle East will not last forever. I predict that conspiracy theorists will buy just about any theory that Alex Jones proposes.

If I'm right about those predictions, can I make a video and get a bunch of sucke...er, 'believers' to buy it too? If not, can I at least have a cookie?