douche bags

[tbailey]

i went to a kids house last night and we drank a bunnch of captain. so i have these 2 kids who i smoek with everyday, and we match down on everything together. so there is a kid there, ill call him adam who i am sorta friends with, but he pisses me off a lot. so i smoke him up a nice fat jay. meanwhile hes the type who i have to say puff puff pass motherfucker. so i smoke him up, then later that night me and the 2 kdis i lways smoke with wanted to smoke a jay by ourselves, because adam never pitches in and he always talks about how hes been smokin so much longer than we have and how he is the holy king of kannabis. so we light up the second jay in the bathroom with the door locked. so he breaks the lock when there i liek 1/3 of the jay left and he says" what the fuck way to call me" and he grabs the j. he hits it like 5 times and then we tell hiom to give it back to us. "he says fuck off you didnt call me". meanwhile i was thinking "i didnt want to call you ass hole. your a loser. you were adopted, your parents dont even love you" and he puts out the last 1/4 of the jay and takes it. he just fucking steals my weed and im really pissed rihgt now.
i just had to get that off of my chest. leave replys and tell any stories about a douche bag like this

tbailey Reviewed by tbailey on 08-12-2006. douche bags i went to a kids house last night and we drank a bunnch of captain. so i have these 2 kids who i smoek with everyday, and we match down on everything together. so there is a kid there, ill call him adam who i am sorta friends with, but he pisses me off a lot. so i smoke him up a nice fat jay. meanwhile hes the type who i have to say puff puff pass motherfucker. so i smoke him up, then later that night me and the 2 kdis i lways smoke with wanted to smoke a jay by ourselves, because adam never Rating: 5

[dryst]

he took ur weed?...are u scared of him?....punch him in the temple or something...

[Samwhore]

wow, what a jackass, i have two friends who i dont like to smoke with and i just dont smoke around or with them, its that easy

[Bong30]

Quit calling him..........


Listen to Sam ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[sanguinekane]

Ummm, tell him again to give it back, and if he doesn't, punch him in the stomach. Seriosuly, if there were three of you, don't let yourselves be pushed around by one douche bag. Some people will continue to pick on others until they're taught a lesson. I don't normally advocate violence, but when people simply refuse to listen to reason and compromise, then there isn't any other way.

[Alive]

You c an beat his ass but don't tell him his parents don't love him, then your a dousche bag too.

[JerryGarcia]

Yeah, there's this douche bag dealer who I used to buy from but then like an idiot he got caught so I stopped buying from him. So today I'm looking to buy and my usual dealer's gone, so I figure what the fuck, I'll call him up. So I call him and I'm like "hey, man, remember me? I used to buy shit from you" and he goes "yeah, and I heard you got caught selling it and snitched on me like a little faggot". Of course that wasn't true, and I go "Man, what the fuck, that isn't true, I've never even sold weed in my life" and he just hangs up on me.

[DiZ]

I say punch him in the back of the head.
Or tell him you don't like smoking with him, because of the way he fucks up the rotations.

[Jongbong]

just don't smoke with him, simple as that.

[NightProwler]

i went to a kids house last night and we drank a bunnch of captain. so i have these 2 kids who i smoek with everyday, and we match down on everything together. so there is a kid there, ill call him adam who i am sorta friends with, but he pisses me off a lot. so i smoke him up a nice fat jay. meanwhile hes the type who i have to say puff puff pass motherfucker. so i smoke him up, then later that night me and the 2 kdis i lways smoke with wanted to smoke a jay by ourselves, because adam never pitches in and he always talks about how hes been smokin so much longer than we have and how he is the holy king of kannabis. so we light up the second jay in the bathroom with the door locked. so he breaks the lock when there i liek 1/3 of the jay left and he says" what the fuck way to call me" and he grabs the j. he hits it like 5 times and then we tell hiom to give it back to us. "he says fuck off you didnt call me". meanwhile i was thinking "i didnt want to call you ass hole. your a loser. you were adopted, your parents dont even love you" and he puts out the last 1/4 of the jay and takes it. he just fucking steals my weed and im really pissed rihgt now.
i just had to get that off of my chest. leave replys and tell any stories about a douche bag like this

wait dude... is he bigger than you or what? i would never let someone do that shit to me.