my parents let me burn, have for years, you just have to level with them

i just told em my smoking a gram after work is safer then your drinkin a 26er every night, cause wait how many people die from drinking every year? some hundred thousand? yeah, and how many people have EVER died from weed? thats right none...i think ill smoke weed

so now my mom is buying me organic peanut butter for my fire crackers and im buying her weed, and my dad makes stupid jokes all the time about weed but doesnt care, he doesnt toke.