Yeah, gonna have to call shens on that story. It might have been great sex, sure, but a guy rippin past a girl's cervix is a story that should involve the emergency room, sorry.

However, it did make me recall one time where I was having sex with this red-headed pixy, I swear the girl was 4'10", she was a friend of a girl I had just broken up with - yes it was a vindictive fuck. Anyway, I was almost to the uhh, launch, and it felt like something in her grabbed the tip of me. Poor girl squirted who know's what all over my room-mates couch (muahahah). She was so embarrassed, she threw on her clothes and left within minutes, never speaking to me again.

And yes, before anyone asks, the carpet did indeed match the curtains. Heh.