This is a dead giveaway that the whole story is just a put-on:
"League Security Adviser Alphonse Malone"

Didn't anybody catch the similarity of this name to that of the famous prohibition-era gangster?

How about, "Gwen Kilmore, a Political Science Professor"?
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