Pothead Pandemon-ium Posse, or PPP.
"The PPP is the new face of evil," Reynolds said. "Forget Saddam Hussein, forget Al-Qaeda. The PPP are the ones we must eradicate now. They present the new potential threat to the American people and the allies of America, and we wouldn't be surprised if they were responsible for the Sept. 11 attacks too."
The PPP has been active since 1959 and have been responsible for more the drug use of over 150,000 people in the last decade, according to the Foundation for Reefer Research.
Many Americans are still outraged by the attempted aggression on their homes and nation's capitol.
"These people are crazy," said Christine McArthur, a DC resident and regular Starbucks patron. "They're on some kind of drug jihad and they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. Putting LSD in creamer, giving cigarettes to small children. They make me sick."
Others speculate that this attack had the potential to destroy the nation's security and undermine the internal workings of the entire political system.
"They'd have had every politician in Washington tripping," said Gwen Kilmore, a Political Science Professor at Guilford College. "Mass chaos would ensue. Clearly these guys were using LSD as a weapon of mass destruction. More brain cells would have been lost in this attack than in 9-11." Though no one has confessed, 26 people have been arrested, half of them college students and Starbucks employees. Police say they were able to follow the path of tie-dyed shirts to the criminals.
Questioned about their apprehension of the criminals, SIDL Law Enforcement remained humble, calling it a matter of patriotism and duty. "It was pretty easy to tell who was responsible," Starbucks Security Agent Warren Hughes said. "We just arrested all the Hippies

Personally I find this not at all Funny,in poor taste,and breaks one of the Carnal Sins of Hippiedom-"Never Dose One Unwittingly or Unkowningly"
You may not agree with someones politics or they with yours, but Dosing someone without their knowlage is beyond stupid!!