I get road rage all the time...on my bicycle. Fuckin drivers around here can't fuckin drive for shit. They don't even bother to look for bikes. Hardly a day goes by when some dickwad doesn't almost hit me. If I'm on the sidewalk, people pull right the fuck out in front of me as if I'm not there. If I'm on the road, cars honk at me. And half the time they don't even use a fuckin turn signal, then they act like I'm the idiot for assuming they're going straight. I use hand signals religiously but I don't think any of the dumbfucks in the cars know what they mean.

Luckily on the bike people can hear me swearing at them and see my middle finger more clearly.

My advice for all you car drivers out there, don't forget your turn signals and LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIDEWALK when you're getting on or off the road.
Oneironaut Reviewed by Oneironaut on . ever had road rage? I was driving the other day and realized how the road of life can be easily expressed in a metaphor on the highway and sometimes i get pissed. We all have our little traffic jams and road work so, i wrote a song about it. If you want to here it www.myspace.com/randomeffect Rating: 5