I get road rage all the time...on my bicycle. Fuckin drivers around here can't fuckin drive for shit. They don't even bother to look for bikes. Hardly a day goes by when some dickwad doesn't almost hit me. If I'm on the sidewalk, people pull right the fuck out in front of me as if I'm not there. If I'm on the road, cars honk at me. And half the time they don't even use a fuckin turn signal, then they act like I'm the idiot for assuming they're going straight. I use hand signals religiously but I don't think any of the dumbfucks in the cars know what they mean.

Luckily on the bike people can hear me swearing at them and see my middle finger more clearly.

My advice for all you car drivers out there, don't forget your turn signals and LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIDEWALK when you're getting on or off the road.