I went to sell a sack to someone one time,handed him the baggie,he handed me a wad of bills,I looked at the bills...DOLLAR BILLS!!!! and two tickets to a Guns and Roses concert. By the time I looked up he was haulin ass down the street. He thought he could outrun someone twice his age...He did'nt know me very well,I ride a bicycle 30-50 miles a day,have for years!! Chased him down an alley,round a corner and caught him by his hair,snatched the sack back,stuffed the dollar bills in his mouth(By force) and kept the G&R tickets "For the Hassle"

Some people think Deadheads are stupid and out of shape