Quote Originally Posted by jamstigator
Here's what I did in the Army (before I realized that my weighing 100 pounds at 5'10" made me so skinny that I couldn't fail). I'd get a squeeze container, something like an Elmer's Glue container. I'd fill that with clean urine, and hang it from my belt, down the front of my pants. Then when it came time to piss, I'd unzip, and squeeze out some urine. Keeping it right there in my crotch area kept the temperature okay, and the flow of the urine coming out of the squeeze bottle sounds very similar to a person pissing normally. The only prob came once when I squeezed out a bunch of piss and then let the container re-expand, and it made a gurgling sound as air bubbled into it. Sounded loud to me, but the guy didn't notice (or didn't care).

The only way this doesn't work is if they stand really close to you and demand to see your genitals while you're pissing, which has never happened. I think people are probably uncomfortable uttering the phrase, "I'm sorry sir, but you need to pull your dick all the way out of your pants and let me view it while you piss." To which one could then reply, "I'm sorry, I have a tiny dick so you're going to need to get on your knees to get a good look." *laugh*

ha Im about the same weight and height.
so I think Ill be okay.