For the man who has almost everything.Don't look ladies.

[clevemire]

Okay it was a mixture of the two.

I read your joke, laughed causing my hand to slip on the tension control which tore a split in my foreskin, which made me suck chardonay into my sinus's which then sprayed onto my computer causeing me to suffer a massive electric shock and then magicly my foreskin re-grew!

Strange eh?

WOW!

You should be a member of the X-Men! You'd simply be known as Foreskin.

Following a freak foreskin restorer accident, Foreskin now posesses the amazing ability to grow and retract his foreskin at will. Evildoers, beware!