For the man who has almost everything.Don't look ladies.

[clevemire]

haha i thought the same shit about it being a bong

That makes 3 of us.

Just thinking of a dude actually using that thing is hilarious.

"So, did you see the game last night?"
"Oh hell yeah, but I missed Vic's touchdown play, because I put too much tension on my foreskin restorer, and it hurt like hell!!"