For the man who has almost everything.Don't look ladies.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

wow. That really looks bad. When i first glanced at the picture i was like "hey, look at that bong" but now that i have read about it I'm uh, trippin LoL thats crazyness

haha i thought the same shit about it being a bong

[clevemire]

haha i thought the same shit about it being a bong

That makes 3 of us.

Just thinking of a dude actually using that thing is hilarious.

"So, did you see the game last night?"
"Oh hell yeah, but I missed Vic's touchdown play, because I put too much tension on my foreskin restorer, and it hurt like hell!!"

[apsinthion]

Thank you cleve I now have chardonay in my sinus's.

[clevemire]

Thank you cleve I now have chardonay in my sinus's.

Are you sure it's not because your foreksin restorer malfunctioned?

[apsinthion]

Okay it was a mixture of the two.

I read your joke, laughed causing my hand to slip on the tension control which tore a split in my foreskin, which made me suck chardonay into my sinus's which then sprayed onto my computer causeing me to suffer a massive electric shock and then magicly my foreskin re-grew!

Strange eh?

[clevemire]

Okay it was a mixture of the two.

I read your joke, laughed causing my hand to slip on the tension control which tore a split in my foreskin, which made me suck chardonay into my sinus's which then sprayed onto my computer causeing me to suffer a massive electric shock and then magicly my foreskin re-grew!

Strange eh?

WOW!

You should be a member of the X-Men! You'd simply be known as Foreskin.

Following a freak foreskin restorer accident, Foreskin now posesses the amazing ability to grow and retract his foreskin at will. Evildoers, beware!

[Bro DZ]

rofl

[RESiNATE]

lol, Clevermire

Yes, he uses his foreskin as a weapon - like, when you roll a towel up and flick it at people. Then, once defeated, he can detain the crims until the cops arrive, by engulfing them within the foreskin and holding the end tightly lol

Brings a new meaning to the term 'Skin up', don't it

BlokeA: "Yeah, I'm just gonna skin up"
Everyone else: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT! "
lmaooo

[clevemire]

Yes, he uses his foreskin as a weapon - like, when you roll a towel up and flick it at people. Then, once defeated, he can detain the crims until the cops arrive, by engulfing them within the foreskin and holding the end tightly lol

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Nice and vivid

[apsinthion]

And not just for use in capturing criminal's!! It also doubles as a sleeping bag a rucksack a parachute a bungee rope a mask a foot warmer a scarf the list go's on forever!

You know it's a wednesday night when you sit infront of a computer wondering what you could do with an infinately large foreskin lol.