I've never smoked anyone out for the very first time, but I guess this counts in a way...

I stayed with my aunt and uncle in Portland, Oregon for about a week during the winter vacation last year. Of course, I brought some weed with me-- Thunderfuck I think. Oregon is an awesome place to get stoned, btw. Just a very relaxed and beautiful place. Anyway, one night when I was coming back I caught my little cousin who was I think 15 or 16, smoking out of a little pipe in an alley near their condo. He was freaked at first when I walked up on him, cuz most of the people in our family are really straight edge. He was begging me not to tell his parents but I told him to calm down and that I smoke too, and to pass that shit! But then... when I took a hit I realized that my cousin smoked total ass weed. I asked to look at his buds and it was the nastiest weed I've ever seen. I remember it wasn't even green, that shit was almost brown. I was like OH HELL NO, not in my family, hahaha! I laughed at his ass and called him a newb, and I told him I'd let him smoke some of my stash.

I went inside and told his parents that I was gonna be taking him out to get a drink and that we wouldn't be back too late etc. I went upstairs, rolled a blunt in the bathroom and we ended up walking to a park a few miles away. While we were walking I found out that he'd only been smoking about a month and that he and his buddy had only one connect at his school who was selling him that shit weed for something like $30 an 1/8! I couldn't believe how badly he was being ripped for such shit weed, but at the same time I was getting excited cuz I knew the weed I had was gonna blow him away.

We got to the park and I sparked it up, and spent a little time instructing him how to hit the blunt cuz he'd never tried it and didn't smoke cigarettes. Man, he got SO high. He was saying stuff like he felt like his mind was floating out of his head and that with every puff he took it was getting farther and farther away, hahahaha. We stayed at the park for over an hour smoking that blunt little by little, just talking about family and stuff, it was a great chance for me to actually connect with my cousin cuz I rarely see him and we have about 7 years between us. I just talked to him recently and he says he still smokes when he can and he has better connects now, so I feel proud, almost like a good big brother. Hahahaha.