I am a girl, and I masturbate anywhere from 1-4 times a day. I can tell you most girls do it at least 4 times a week; we just don't have that much testosterone to keep up with you guys

I bought my first vibrator today, and DAMN was my face red. But the guy who was at the counter was really cool about it, and asked if I wanted batteries, and winked. (He was gay, hah)