Quote Originally Posted by Frivolous248
Are you fucking kidding? It didn't fall off? Dude...that must have taken you all day. No seriously...If it takes, lets say 10min to jack off (10-15min for me on average)

10x50 = 500minutes of jacking off. 500 divided by 60 = 8.3 hours of jacking off.

Yeah...I don't believe you! Unless you just kinda, kept your hand down there and did everything one handed all day long. That'd be fuckin' crazy. Which reminds me of a family guy quote

"One time the teacher caught me with my hand down my pants and made me keep it there for a whole week! Best week of my life!"
No, his sorry ass spends jerking off 25 minutes a day. 30 seconds a piece. After the first, he spends the rest of the day shooting blanks having random pulses in his body that he THINKS are orgasms. Weak. I'd rather have one long meaningful one then 50 or so bullshit ones. It's also people like you who complain sex is a bad thing and/or overated. The only people that think sex is a bad thing are the ones that are a) too young to be having it in the first place or b) don't know what they are doing. You fall under both of these catergories if you are sexually active. GTFO!

[EDIT] Talking about Jake Martinez.