when my friend mark gets stoned he tells these really elaborate stories and i'm just like "right on" or "cool" to everything he says, and he just keeps elaborating more on the story. i was with some of his friends from high school this last weekend and it was funny because they just kept being like "oh really?" to lead him on and he would be like "yeah" and then continue elaborating and his friends and i were just laughing and he was too stoned to know what was going on. he's a good guy though.

i also hate it when i smoke people out and then they fall asleep within 30 minutes. my roomate does this 9 times out of 10 and its annoying. i could just smoke by myself and keep myself company rather than share my weed and have no company because she passes out. one time i got really pissed and yelled at her for it and she hasn't fallen asleep for a couple weeks now.

another one of my roomates always plans to do all kinds of shit and buy this and that when he's stoned but never follows through on anything he says. he's been telling me and my other roomates he's going to buy a boat all summer but we all know its not going to happen. i like to call it "stoned planning" where you talk about doing shit but you know that its never going to get done because you're just stoned and thinking about it really hard. its happened to me before too.