one time i hooked up some guy and his g/f from work with weed from my own personal stash. i was driving out of my way to the cannabis club to get it. they called me like 4 times in 20 minutes, pestered me the whole time saying "hurry up and bring it , we're in a hurry", "hey when are you going to get here?", "hey are you done yet? hey are you getting me the weed? hey will you hurry up???" blahblahblah. then when i got to my place to give them the fucking weed, his girlfriend pulls out her celly cell and puts it on speaker phone--as if the whole world wants to hear your lame conversation anyways. yeah, pssh. you ain't that important, dumb twats. my windows and doors were open, and she was shouting really loud "OH MY GOD AMY!!!!!! YEAH, WE GOT SOME MEDICAL POT!!! NO WE'RE AT THIS DEALER'S HOUSE AND HE HOOKED US UP WITH SOME MEDICAL POT!!!". I'm sure everyone could hear outside. Needless to say, I have cut them out of my life. I don't hook people up anymore.

There was also some fucker who would always pretend to be my friend with the hopes that i"ll smoke my weed with him. I don't talk to THAT guy anymore either. There's also this kid who always makes obvious hints like "OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET STONED. OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN STONED IN 4 HOURS POORFUCKINGME!! WHERE IS THE BUD AT I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME????" whatever.

Another time, I was sitting and smoking at a skatepark when this possie of 9 year olds and 12 year olds roll up on their bikes. I'm smoking with my friend, and when they come up to me I put the pipe away. "GOT ANY CIGARETTES? GOT ANY BUD??" they asked. Yeah right little kids. Here, let me, a responsible adult, distribute an illegal substance to you. They wouldn't go away so I hit the pipe, and by that time it was ashed. So this one little bastard keeps asking me "do you have anything in that pipe? ". "Is there any bud ?" "do you have any resin in that pipe?" blah blah fucking blah. i told him no like 4 times, and still the little punk bastard begged me for a resin hit. I was irate.

I try to only smoke weed with my close amigos. Any dope fiend will smoke your weed, and then not give a fuck about you. If you wanna smoke my weed, you gotta prove yourself to me first.

i hate annoying twats!!
IanCurtisWishlist Reviewed by IanCurtisWishlist on . Most annoying smoker you know Alright ladies, we all know that the majority of ganja smokers are right on people...but we all have AT LEAST one of those guys/girls that you wouldn`t mind skipping on the rotation. Who`s got some annoying smoker stories for me? :cool: Rating: 5