This kid won't stop calling me every week for weed. Doesn't ask how I'm doing or anything. Doesn't care. He's just too addicted to care.
And he has this asian accent and talks like Tommy Chong and so he says shit like "Hey man... do you have any stuffs man..?"
And when he smokes, he always wants to pack it in a fat blunt and waste all my weed. He'll just throw the whole bag down in the blunt. And his way of paying me back is buying me a 6 dollar chinese meal that makes me sick.

And when he's high, he just wants to be alone and watch porno or nba.
BORING!