Most annoying smoker you know

[Pride]

This kid won't stop calling me every week for weed. Doesn't ask how I'm doing or anything. Doesn't care. He's just too addicted to care.
And he has this asian accent and talks like Tommy Chong and so he says shit like "Hey man... do you have any stuffs man..?"
And when he smokes, he always wants to pack it in a fat blunt and waste all my weed. He'll just throw the whole bag down in the blunt. And his way of paying me back is buying me a 6 dollar chinese meal that makes me sick.

And when he's high, he just wants to be alone and watch porno or nba.
BORING!

[shoi]

theres this one guy who will take just monster hits... it just pisses ppl off cuase he takes mor then he needs and leaves ash in the bowl

[AquariumRescueUnit]

My first 2 years of college I lived in a Frat house with like 50 other kids my age, and more than half of us smoked pot.

The house had about 30 bedrooms on the 2nd and 3rd floor.

So at anytime of day someone was smoking somewhere. My Weedar was pretty good and I could usually sniff out the session. So I was that annoying guy sometimes, but I smoked plenty of people out so it was cool.

The trick was when you were smoking with a couple bros in your room you had to keep the smoke from wafting out into the hall so none of these stragglers could find your session. And if they did come knock on your door, everyone would be quiet as can be and try to convince the person no one was there. Kinda a fun game.

[Nocturnal Stoner]

its not that this guy is annoying, its jus he doesn't smoke as much as i do, like an eighth i woud end up smoking 3/4 of it and he'd have the rest, it would be better if we could smoke similar amounts whtout one of us feeling guilty of smoking it

[Nochowderforyou]

I used to work at this resturaunt some time back with about 4 of my buddies. We had a new dishwasher come in, just a youngkid, 15yrs old, and I swear, he was like our walk dog and follow us everywhere.

Whenever we get a chance, we went on break, which usually involved a passing of a bowl. Only 2 cooks could break at once, while the other 2 cooks stood by for orders. Everytime me and my buddy went out, out come the dishwasher, poke his head out the door and say, "what are you guys doing?" Wouldn't be so bad if the guy pitched in, but everytime the 2 cook swent out on break, he went and invited himself in the circle. He once whinned because I skipped him. I was smoking up an extra person, him, every day. You may not think it's much, but my stash went twice as fast.

Not only that, he wouldn't shut the hell up when he got high. Blah blah blah! Then his girlfriend work at the Timmy's next door, so she would pop over sometimes, so sometimes we had to smoke up an extra person, while she blahed on and on too. I mean, about their personal lives too. I don't give a shit about your birthday, or why your mom kicked you out, or while your gf spends all your money.

Whew. I'm done.

[stothelutz]

I got a friend who 100% expects if me or my friends have weed that he is alowed to smoke it. Then afterward he always bitches about how shity it was. To top it off hes paranoid as hell and never has money to chip in or go have any fun (movie, arcade ect.) If thats not the worst I dont know what is.

[IanCurtisWishlist]

one time i hooked up some guy and his g/f from work with weed from my own personal stash. i was driving out of my way to the cannabis club to get it. they called me like 4 times in 20 minutes, pestered me the whole time saying "hurry up and bring it , we're in a hurry", "hey when are you going to get here?", "hey are you done yet? hey are you getting me the weed? hey will you hurry up???" blahblahblah. then when i got to my place to give them the fucking weed, his girlfriend pulls out her celly cell and puts it on speaker phone--as if the whole world wants to hear your lame conversation anyways. yeah, pssh. you ain't that important, dumb twats. my windows and doors were open, and she was shouting really loud "OH MY GOD AMY!!!!!! YEAH, WE GOT SOME MEDICAL POT!!! NO WE'RE AT THIS DEALER'S HOUSE AND HE HOOKED US UP WITH SOME MEDICAL POT!!!". I'm sure everyone could hear outside. Needless to say, I have cut them out of my life. I don't hook people up anymore.

There was also some fucker who would always pretend to be my friend with the hopes that i"ll smoke my weed with him. I don't talk to THAT guy anymore either. There's also this kid who always makes obvious hints like "OH MY GOD I NEED TO GET STONED. OH MY GOD I HAVEN'T BEEN STONED IN 4 HOURS POORFUCKINGME!! WHERE IS THE BUD AT I KNOW YOU'RE HOLDING OUT ON ME????" whatever.

Another time, I was sitting and smoking at a skatepark when this possie of 9 year olds and 12 year olds roll up on their bikes. I'm smoking with my friend, and when they come up to me I put the pipe away. "GOT ANY CIGARETTES? GOT ANY BUD??" they asked. Yeah right little kids. Here, let me, a responsible adult, distribute an illegal substance to you. They wouldn't go away so I hit the pipe, and by that time it was ashed. So this one little bastard keeps asking me "do you have anything in that pipe? ". "Is there any bud ?" "do you have any resin in that pipe?" blah blah fucking blah. i told him no like 4 times, and still the little punk bastard begged me for a resin hit. I was irate.

I try to only smoke weed with my close amigos. Any dope fiend will smoke your weed, and then not give a fuck about you. If you wanna smoke my weed, you gotta prove yourself to me first.

i hate annoying twats!!

[nowandtheworld]

dudes, i smoke out my friend shaide every once and every time, he like runs off and plays guitar and starts singing...really fucking loud. and he says wierd stuff non-stop. and he will never shut the hell up. its sooo freaking annoying. and for some wierd reason i always have to take him home. and he lives like 10000 miles away. and i get pissed.

[onefourninezero]

like 4 times in 20 minutes

sorry, couldn't help myself

Anyway, onto replying to the question!
There's this person I used to be quite good friends with, and me and one of my other mates went to go smoke, and she tagged along. I asked her if she wanted some, and she took like two of the tiniest hits imaginable, which she didn't even inhale properly, and then after me and my other mate finished off the joint, she was acting like she was high and kept pestering me for more weed. I refused, and that was the last time I smoked with her. Shortly after that, she crossed me and I swore to never speak to her again.. and I haven't since.
She also likes to think she's hardcore because she chain smokes cigarettes, and she likes to label herself a stoner and even berates people she thinks are less of a "stoner" than she is... pretty damn annoying.

[JuggaloAtTheDoor]

I've got a friend that'll take a bowl for him self, then pass one around for the other 3 or 4 people to share, if he's supplying that day.. so he's high beyond beleif, and we're hardly buzzed