Most annoying smoker you know

[dopefiend]

there is this really annoying kid named Cody. he thiks he's all that 'cause he says he smokes like 1/2 o every day. i've sold this kid an 1/8 of shitweed sayin that it was a 1/4 of "good shit" and he comes back the next day sayin it was some of the best shit hes smoked.

[dejayou30]

when my friend mark gets stoned he tells these really elaborate stories and i'm just like "right on" or "cool" to everything he says, and he just keeps elaborating more on the story. i was with some of his friends from high school this last weekend and it was funny because they just kept being like "oh really?" to lead him on and he would be like "yeah" and then continue elaborating and his friends and i were just laughing and he was too stoned to know what was going on. he's a good guy though.

i also hate it when i smoke people out and then they fall asleep within 30 minutes. my roomate does this 9 times out of 10 and its annoying. i could just smoke by myself and keep myself company rather than share my weed and have no company because she passes out. one time i got really pissed and yelled at her for it and she hasn't fallen asleep for a couple weeks now.

another one of my roomates always plans to do all kinds of shit and buy this and that when he's stoned but never follows through on anything he says. he's been telling me and my other roomates he's going to buy a boat all summer but we all know its not going to happen. i like to call it "stoned planning" where you talk about doing shit but you know that its never going to get done because you're just stoned and thinking about it really hard. its happened to me before too.

[Skrappie]

i like to call it "stoned planning" where you talk about doing shit but you know that its never going to get done because you're just stoned and thinking about it really hard.

haha, thats why i ride my bike so much, i toke up, and 30 mins later im thinking how awesome it would be to go out riding, after downing a bottle of water i go out, and get destoryed by 105 degree kansas weather.

lately i've just been getting stoned right after work, but before classes, so the weather is pretty nice. i still think 85 at 7am is too damn hot.

Oh man this one time....:stoned:

[crudemood]

the ones where they talk so much about themselves,
i dont mind conversation just when you're not talking about themselves the whole time.
annoying is ones who think they so good.
im not saying im good but they dont have to lie to impress me. its kind of annoying really.

[Nochowderforyou]

I prefer laid back too. I'm pretty quiet myself, so I don't like a lot of yelling, and annoying movements. By the way, it took me a good 2 minutes to remeber how to spell "queit."

I met a girl once who couldn't use a pipe with a shotgun hole. Her brain just couldn't comprehend the timing and "difficult" motion to unplug the hole. She was so stupid, pretty, but stupid. She was a twin too, so there were 2 hot twins. One was dumb, one was bitch. Why are twins like that? Why can't there just be 2 normal twins. Anyways.

I've also met cocky people who can't shut up about themselves. One guy couldn't pick up my, "I don't fucking care" signals. He was a welder and he boasts, "I've done 5000 welds and only 2 leaks yadda yadda..." And I mean he would tell me this every 10minutes. He was drunk and retarded and when I finally said after the first 4 times, "you told me that" he's like, "I did?" and look at me like I'm the dummy.

I'm rambling here. I need to shut up.

[fizzlemenizzle]

the most annoying toker i know is this lad that keeps comin over to my place!!! he'll sit there for about an hour before asking do i have any smoke...it pisses me off because he was always tellin people that i was stupid for smokin!!! dickhead or what!????????

[memoryburner]

This one time i had less than a 5 sack left in my stash...and my friend asked for half, so i gave him some. well that night he smoked half of the half that was left. so he was high beyond capacity and i didnt know. well,the next day "we" were gonna smoke, so he rolled us a tiny ass j from this waxpaper. well, he decided to split it in half and we each get half, so we did. and he dropped most of his, while i got mine perfectly into my bowl. well this asshole made me share some out of my bowl. talk about annoying, i didnt even get a buzz from that. he basically used up what was left of my stash

[chisme]

lol i just sit there.....smoke my joint...and talk to people who talk to me or say hello...

so why do sum geeks and twat allways gotta try the big boy ? i dont get it sit down and shut ups my motto