Go to your local hardware store and buy

1. Pliers
2. Blow torch
3. saw
now go get some kind of drug that paralyzes, but leaves the nerves alive. slip it into his drink.

once hes on the floor shaking, wait a bit, he'll stop. then explain what your going to do with the blow torch and pliers.

When your done, put him in a box and send it to the girl, sheâ??ll be needing emotional support. Thats where YOU come in.