DEA of course stands for Direct Enema Access and is well founded in america. Due to regulation and buttock widening cannabis shall not be legalised in the ass, legal cannabis consuption shall be performed using extensive anal probing via fully trained cock jockeys. Midgets are prohibited (not just in height) but to smoke anus... trout would be nice they like it... i suggest serving with liquid crab lice and at a temperature of under 30 degrees geoff capes or GC for short. Acces to the Enema shall be granted. After successful completion of the great panty liner robbery of 1912 BC (Bill Cosby)... a government health warning was issued regarding the sexual fisting of the midgets great aunt carrie due to successful links with Al QuiDa Plastic bag manufacturing terrorist groups and anyone caught licking stamps will be lightly castrated!... thank you on behalf of the sweat and fungal rear ingrowing toe nail and the care bears x