I think we're all going to laugh in a big way when a qualified someone tells you you have a common condition known as tinnitus, or ringing in the ears. It'll be funny because you won't believe the simple, plasusible, real explanation but will attribute a very common condition to something wildly paranoiac and out in left field. You have no idea how entertaining you are!

Seriously, sometimes simple antihistamines like Benadryl are helpful for ringing in the ears if you can take a couple of those without reading sinister intent into my recommendation or into the company that manufactures them.