ppffffttt...everyone 'in the know' knows ringing in your ear means you've been probed by the aliens. Uncontrollable flatulence and erectile disfunction is what the NSA is using this year. Wood messes with their transmissions ya know. So it's best to keep a chubby at all times and wrap aluminum foil around it. (ssshh...the walls have ears)
Hamlet Reviewed by Hamlet on . Do you have a ringing in your ear? You are probably being tracked by the NSA! This is something I came across and found very enlightening.... Do you have a ringing in your left ear? It probably means you are being tracked by the evil fascist empire of the US and NSA by Remote Neural Monitoring (RNM) done ELF Radio Waves. I guess this is why I have that ringing in my ear all the time. I wondered what it was, but now I know and it has been confirmed that I am being tracked and monitored by the NSA like I always said! Damn I love intuition! Afterall, I have Rating: 5